Arrest of Francis 'Two Gun' Crowley

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Monday, August 6, 2012

Has it been a hundred and eleven years already???!!

Happy birfday to me!! Now get in here and eat some cake...unless I don't like youse then eat this .45 hollowpoint bullet...just kidding, have cake, really. By the way, I'd never say youse or birfday in real life. I talked like a poyfict gentleman.


John D. said...

Wow, it's Dutch's birthday? And I forget to get him a present. What do you get for the man who has (almost) everything? Body armor? A better security detail? A safehouse his rivals don't know about?... Maybe I'll just get him a gift certificate for a day spa.

Pat Downey said...

Sounds good. Seeing that he's a Trekkie and updating his film collection to blu-ray I got him Wrath of Khan.