Now I did a few things during my college years that in retrospect
probably weren’t to smart. I suspect most of us have but getting shot in
the head by cop because of my own stupid actions wasn’t one of them.
Anyone else who can say that please step forward... Not so fast Edgar
Cook.
On this date way back in aught eight (of the previous
century that is) eighteen year old Edgar Cook and his pal, twenty-one
year old Howard Cole, both students of Columbia University decided that
some collegiate nonsense was in order. So instead of getting drunk and
paddling each others asses or going on a panty raid they figured it
would be funsies to break into a small sundries booth that sold soda,
tobacco and candy located at 123rd Street and Riverside Drive.
So
there the brainiacs were trying to break into this kiosk when a cop,
officer Hurton, shows up. They see him and run off. Hurton fires a shot
into the air and Cole freezes. Hearing the shot another cop runs up and
grabs Cole while Hurton chases Cook. Hurton fires another warning shot.
College boy continues to run. Hurton ends both
the chase and Cook’s semester by drilling him in the back of the head with a third and final shot.
“It’s my fault,” Cook admitted while laying in his own blood. “I was a blamed fool to run.”
Yes you were Cook. As any hoodlum worth his salt would have told you. Cops back then would just as well shoot you as chase you.
2 comments:
"Cops back then would just as well shoot you as chase you."
Yeah, there wasn't much emphasis on cardio at police academies in those days. It was mostly shooting. And Pilates.
Pilates? Is that Greek for shaking down brothels?
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