Arrest of Francis 'Two Gun' Crowley

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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Gotta pay your dues if you wanna sell the booze and you know it don't come easy.

Four score and six years ago today, a cop was making the rounds when he found what he figured to be a drunk face down in the snow. He went to rouse him and discovered that the man had been doing shots of a different sort, four to be exact. He rushed the guy to hospital, but all was for naught as the man was DOA (and the D didn't stand for drunk). Finger prints showed that his name was Vincent Matoli and, according to police, he was associated with a gang of bootleggers.

2 comments:

John D. said...

For a bootlegger, that would be classified as "death by natural causes."

Pat Downey said...

Saved the coroners a lot of time filling out the death certificates.